How I Won Father's Day

So, holidays/birthdays that require the exchange of presents are always the source of some consternation in my family. Mostly my parents refuse to tell my brother and me what they want (or even what they would tolerate) as a gift. This year, for Father's Day, I applied my superior intellect to the problem and lo and behold - the greatest Father's Day gift of all time. Here's the product itself, but more importantly, below is a picture of my dad wielding it. Tremble in fear of this image and bask in awe of my complete and utter mastery of this holiday of holidays.


As a fun side-note, I was pretty uncomfortable buying this at Dick's Sporting goods - it didn't really help when the cashier immediately said, "Wow, you could really hack some people up with that!" He's right, but that's not what it's for. Honest.