I don't really seem to have anything interesting to talk about lately, so I 'm going to keep going with the safe bet. Here's a very special thumbs up to a young man who's managed to make himself a minor celebrity amongst his d-bag peers. Check the link to see the full video of how this guy managed to get himself tasered during a John Kerry speech. He clearly wanted to cause trouble, and he clearly wanted to get everyone talking about it (note how he announces everything that happens to him as it happens - it reminds me of Will Ferrell in the Austin Powers movies, "Oh, you shot me! Right in the arm!"). As it turns out, this d-bag has a history of "punks" (cross-reference Aston Kutcher for both "punk'd" and "d-bag"), so there is speculation that this guy was trying something like that and it "got out of hand." So, wherever you stand on this issue - whether he should have been tasered is certainly debatable - I would like to extend a heartfelt thumbs up to this gentleman for doing something I've never had the guts to do...get tasered. I changed my mind just now. I was going to let the audience (both of you) decide on this one, but it should be known that I think this guy got what he deserved. He pushed his way to the front of the line to ask a purposefully inflammatory series of questions (not seen in this clip, but confirmed by witnesses) and then refused to leave when asked by the police. He flailed his arms and screamed, trying to make a scene, and he didn't comply after they warned him that he was going to be tased. He got what he was looking for. So for that, I say, "thumbs up on that one, d-bag."
One other thumbs up, and this one I really will leave for you people to decide. This one goes to future Mrs (?) President Hillary R. Clinton (and in a way to the new First Lady too) for not condemning Moveon.org's slander of Gen. Patraeus. Pretty interesting that she wouldn't, given the fact that lots of people are pissed off about it (and her history of being on both side of the war debate [ie she voted for it]). Hmmm, I wonder why the Clintons might not want to go against Moveon.org... Are they connected somehow? Anyways, "Thumbs up on that. And more importantly, thumbs up on always, as a rule, associating yourself with honest, upright people." For those lacking the time or interest to make the jump, I'm referring specifically to Norman Hsu. Sorry, I didn't mean to get all political on your asses.
Oh, and check this guy out. I'd guess he's just as excited as you are (maybe a little bit more) that they're going to make a sequel to "Tron."
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Oh and I think I am supposed to give my two cents on something. That guy totally deserved to be tasered. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame ("Chicago" reference). Speaking of tasering, that kind of reminds me of what you do to the your aunt's and uncle's dogs....everyday.
i totally left another comment before the one above, but it's gone....weird. This comment is to explain why I said "Oh and..." so you wouldn't make fun of me.
Next time someone tells me "don't move, or we will taser you," I won't move. Because if I move, I will get tasered. Not difficult to understand.
People should read this.
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